Is it over yet.....
Just heard the weather forecast - possibility of 9 - 11 inches of snow followed by 2 - 4 inches of lake affect snow.
Now, I've done the sledding and snowboarding with the kids. I have the piles of coats, boots, gloves, hats, scarves, snowpants, winter underware, ear muffs, etc. cluttering up my entry way. I have a dozen left handed gloves and only 2 right handed gloves.
I have fallen on the ice and tore part of my rotator cuff - I am still in physical therapy.
I have scrapped the snow from my windshield enough to actually break a snow scraper. There are now four scrapers in the car - one for me and one for each kid. No reason they can't scrap their own windows now.
I have chapped lips, chapped thighs and chapped fingers. I know the chapped thighs are not from winter but chapped things just come in threes.
I am done with winter.
It's January 21st and I don't want no more -25 with windchill weather.
I quit.
Tomorrow morning I am going to wear shorts and a t-shirt and I am not going to leave my house. I am going to use the indoor grill and make hotdogs and I am going to wear my sandals. I am going to drink ice tea and lemonade. I am going to put on sun screen. I am going to wear sunglasses.
Tomorrow afternoon I will borrow an Ativan from a friend and go sledding with the kids.
Now, I've done the sledding and snowboarding with the kids. I have the piles of coats, boots, gloves, hats, scarves, snowpants, winter underware, ear muffs, etc. cluttering up my entry way. I have a dozen left handed gloves and only 2 right handed gloves.
I have fallen on the ice and tore part of my rotator cuff - I am still in physical therapy.
I have scrapped the snow from my windshield enough to actually break a snow scraper. There are now four scrapers in the car - one for me and one for each kid. No reason they can't scrap their own windows now.
I have chapped lips, chapped thighs and chapped fingers. I know the chapped thighs are not from winter but chapped things just come in threes.
I am done with winter.
It's January 21st and I don't want no more -25 with windchill weather.
I quit.
Tomorrow morning I am going to wear shorts and a t-shirt and I am not going to leave my house. I am going to use the indoor grill and make hotdogs and I am going to wear my sandals. I am going to drink ice tea and lemonade. I am going to put on sun screen. I am going to wear sunglasses.
Tomorrow afternoon I will borrow an Ativan from a friend and go sledding with the kids.

1 Comments:
Ativan and sledding are AWESOME. If you crash, you won't give a flying rat's ass.
I also broke a scraper on the bullett-proof donut glaze encasing my car. BROKE IT. OFF.
What has winter come to ? It's fighting BACK.
And folks, she did not tear her rotator cuff by falling on the ice.
She was in Tiajuana with me and fell off the donkey. This was BEFORE Tequila.
Nice try, Furry.
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Barking Shark, at 8:39 PM
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